CryBurger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Shooting Stars - A Rock in Space]

I had to watch this 3 times to be able to pay attention to the story because i kept getting distracted by the juicy art

El-Cid responds:

My dude. Thank you.

[1993: Garry Hoy]

hahaha I expected the cliche 'small window crack leading into the whole thing shattering' but when it popped out it made me laugh. Good animation, art and punchline xx

Magnivez responds:

give us a smooch :*

[Mission Impizzable]

This Cartoon is a pizza shit I give it 5 out of 5 5s good job <333

Flikkernicht responds:

Thanks nyl!

[Greener Grass]

There's so much more that you could've done with this. I was under the impression that the title was referring to the proverb 'the grass is greener on the other side', and expected it to be based around that. But a lot of meaningless stuff seemed to pile on top of each other. Looks pretty nice though!

SteveRoberts responds:

My interpretation was that the grass WAS greener on the other side, but he realised that it was bittersweet without his new friend to share the better circumstances with.
Then, luck happened to intervene and bring the islands together so that they could share their happiness.
Glad you liked the visuals, thanks for watching! :)

[Snow Hare]

Whoa, I can only hope to be this good one day.. in every facet. Man, this was great.

ShawnBranden responds:

Well thank you, but work hard and care about your work and I'm sure you'll be much better. Take care :) Draw every day.

[Cinnamon Challenge]

Painfully unfunny. Drawings were bad, line work was bad, inbetweens were bad.

Tweektabit responds:

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[SS - Shift of Ages]

I appreciate the effort you put into these, but seriously, this is the biggest crock of bullshit I've ever heard in my life. Also, the fact that you added 'science' to the end of this doesn't make it fact. If anything, it gives a bad name to science.

RiverJordan responds:

I disagree! And i never said anything was fact, i'm merely translating what all of the ancient cultures and belief systems say in a fun, modern way! I always say "Decide for yourself", and you're doing a beautiful job of doing just that :)

[Not so Happy Ending]

This was funny and original dude, good job! I would have given it 5 if the lines were smoother. Keep it up xD

Jae responds:

Lol thanks I'll work on it